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Tennis Women Oops
have i got any more jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
I was trying to open a woman's gate to carry out some maintenance on her oil tank,but couldn't get in for her vicious little jack russel terrier trying to bite my ankles off!The woman shouted down from an upstairs window,"just come in and kick his balls,that will take care of him".I opened the gate and booted the little beggar in the nuts.It certainly did the trick.He was off like a rocket.The woman got rather upset shouting"his tennis balls,his tennis balls".......oops!
LOL!!!! Great joke!! Here's one for you:
A lady brought her sick dog into the vets office and laid it on the table and said "vet please take a look at my dog, I think he is sick and he just hasnt been moving much lately".
The vet checked inside the ears, then checked the dogs mouth, and checked his breathing. The vet said, "Lady i am sorry to say this but your dog is dead"
The lady's face turned white and she said "You have to be kidding, I have had him for 15 years and now youre gonna tell me he's gone?" The vet said yes, I am sorry."
The lady pleaded with the vet to try some sort of test that may disprove the dogs death. The vet agreed. In the corner of the vets office was a black labrador. The vet whistled the dog over to the table, the dog circled the table 3 times, jumped up on the vets chest and whispered in his ear. The vet turned to the lady and said "Yes, it is confirmed, your dog is dead."
The lady begged the vet to try one more test. After much pleading the vet said "ok i will try one more thing." In the other corner of the office was a cat. The vet whistled the cat over to the table. The cat circled the table 3 times, jumped up on the vets chest and whispered in his ear. The vet turned to the lady and said "your dog is definitely dead, I am sorry, there is nothing else to do but bury it."
The lady accepted it and asked the vet how much was owed for his services. The vet said "Oh $1,400 should take care of it". The lady yelled "$1,400? All you did was tell me my dog was dead. The vet said "yea, but that was after the lab work and the cat scan."
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I was trying to open a woman's gate to carry out some maintenance on her oil tank,but couldn't get in for her vicious little jack russel terrier trying to bite my ankles off!The woman shouted down from an upstairs window,"just come in and kick his balls,that will take care of him".I opened the gate and booted the little beggar in the nuts.It certainly did the trick.He was off like a rocket.The woman got rather upset shouting"his tennis balls,his tennis balls".......oops!
awwwhh Mark
the poor puppyy!
i bet you doggy styled with it to apologize.
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i know, people are just plain obnoxious. thanks for watching anyways
you dont
this fit perfectly in the movie platoon, the movie showed the hardships th soldiers have to face and this song really sounded great,especialy in the scene when the vietcong are chasing seargent elias