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Shoot a pencil out of my bra.
Make a face that will make everyone bust out laughing.
Put my pen between my mouth and my nose, scrunch up my face, and have a mustache. o.O
And...
I can play the banjo with my tennis racquet.

What are your talents.
GaGa: You are special.
I don't really know how to explain the pencil thing. D:
You just get the end of the pencil, press it against the middle of your bra (It works better if it's a sports bra), and then let go.
Lol..

GaGa:
Woah, lol.
Your bra beats mine.
GaGa: Oh, are you talking about that one performance, where you wore something that shot out sparks??
Lol, hopefully you know what I'm talking about.

To make the Question a bit tricky I am giving you 2 scenario's

Scenario# 1 The Guga of 2000-01 who won back to back French open titles, travels back to the 1980s to face the Dominant Borg who won 6 French open titles including 4 in a row. This match up is with the old ( wooden) racquet's.

We give Guga a month to adjust to the wooden racquet's.

Scenario # 2 A Young Borg who won 4 straigh French open titles is Teleported to 2000's to face Guga who won back to back titles at French open 2000-01. This match up is with the modern racquets

Here we give Borg 4 weeks adjust.

So pick a winner in both scenario's and give me your reasons
Mark W, Well just like an hour or 2 per day
I dont think thats wayyyy to much time is it?